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July 3, 2009

Crappy movies

Filed under: Movies — admin @ 8:44 am

Crappy movies or the kind of films they had to do to justify budgets, to pay bills, nothing to do with something coming from your heart, pieces of art, seventh art or similar. This is the chamber of mental torture created by nonsense dialogs, bad actors, wrong cutting, worse directors, all people with troubles trying to communicate with us while only pro help is relevant for them. These all were a waste of time, let it be me the one suffering in order to avoid you do. You have been warned, though some of you I guess wont trust me and will want to experience by themselves.

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Human Traffic (1999)
David Cronenberg Dead Ringers (1988)

Tristram Shandy A Cock And Bull Story (2005)

Hard Target (1993) Van Damme

Hell House (2001)

The.Education.of.Charlie.Banks.2007

Cabin Boy (1994) Chris Elliot

Crooklyn (1994) Spike Lee all black family neighbor

Heathers (1989) hormones kids high school
Grumpier old men (1995) old actor legends moving & talking
Universal Soldier (1992) Same Van Damme crappy martial arts
Groove (2000) trashy music, electro party turd
The Ewok Adventure (1984) stupid low budget star wars type
Dangerous Beauty (1998) renaissance, Venice, romance
Day of the dead (2008) self explanatory title, crappy
Before Sunset (2004)
BARANG (2006):Tagalop Philipino terror
Backbeat (1994): British music
Backdraft (1991): firefighters
Arthur (1981)
Artemisia (1997): french painting in 17th c.
American Flyers (1985): US cycling
Max Payne (2008)
The Tribe (2009)
Death Race (2008)
Stop Loss (2009)
Plague town (2008)
Crank (2006)
The Strangers (2008)
Planet Terror (2007)
Laid to rest (2009)

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